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a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
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I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always
Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”
by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021
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The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
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.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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