Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.

-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.

by Lelegirll March 15, 2009

Jizz Pill

The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.

I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.

by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 17, 2011

jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)

1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.

1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."

by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

jizz trick

Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.

"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."

by Jackie Lantern December 7, 2013

jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.

After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.

by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016