Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 04, 2019

zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

by I can't stand it June 18, 2011

Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.

It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.

by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 13, 2020

Shawn o'clock

The time at which a guy named Shawn claws your back like a cat and fingers your asshole.

*Shawn enters the room*
Mei: Hey Nicole, guess what time it is?
Nicole: What?
Mei: It's Shawn o'clock!!

by So much pain January 04, 2021

captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.

Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.

by Captain Jax Macky February 05, 2010

Dart O'clock

Meaning "it's time for a dart (cigarette)"

person 1: i think its about dart o'clock
person 2: *sigh*
person 2 * hands over cigarette*

by AustinFromCanada July 27, 2020

dusk o'clock

The time in which two young strapping gays duel.

Young kind ser are you down to joust at dusk o'clock?

by 557getmyrefferencegoldeneye? December 04, 2017