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Norman

Big hearted handsome man from the south with dyslexia. A drama king to the fullest extent. An expert story-teller who makes the smallest incident come to life in a grand and sometimes cringy way. A hard worker who would do anything for his family. Is so effortlessly funny that you find yourself laughing your head off. Mostly at him but hey he’s laughing too. He has a strong, confident personality and is the most dependable person you will meet. He was made to be his own boss. He knows literally everyone and has great people skills. You’ll know one when you one.
“It sounds like someone is being murdered!”
“Oh that’s just Norman. He pinched finger in his coat zipper.”
by Sorry I’m taken October 6, 2023
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Norman

Norman a man who is shaped like a big oversized grapefruit with two sticks toothpicks for legs. He is horrible and is only concerned with his own needs. F*ck anyone else basically. Norman looks like Cletus from meet the browns and house of pain. He’s the epitome of a disgrace.
Person 1: I can’t stand that guy.
Person2: Really, I bet it was a Norman
by Nanotyper2021 February 28, 2023
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Norman Vincent Peel

A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.
Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P
by QuacksO April 22, 2022
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Norman

Norman is a tall man who lives in the north. He always gets stuck in an elevator. He is very sad about it. He has a friend named Myrtle.
Norman: why did the elevator stop?!?!
Myrtle: uuugghhhh Norman?
Norman: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Rëmus October 19, 2019
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Mr Norman

Somebody who is very petty, has a small penis and follows every single rule like it's the bible
Dude you're such a Norman/ Mr Norman
by Hawes inc. November 8, 2021
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Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted
Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!
by Vlemon August 6, 2023
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Norman Lowell

ragel ibbażat ghall-Alla tieghu
Norman Lowell: We put them on a boat and sparare!
Random 40 year old father at Norman's meeting: Il-liba kemm hu ibbażat Norman Lowell
by nignignignog May 30, 2022
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