Madden Bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022

Joke bet

When job pryde makes a bet with you and he loses the bet, it's automatically considered a joke bet.

Job lost a bet to danny and tony about Cubs tickets but since he had to pay, it was considered a joke bet

by Dannt May 4, 2018

Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013

Bet Iguar

Bet Iguar is essentially the meaning of life, and maybe even more than that. It is commonly praised in every single religion that exists, and even ones that don't exist. Bet Iguar is what we, as a society, strive to be. Once we reach Bet Iguar status, life is complete.

"Bet Iguar"
"Thank you, I adore the Bet Iguar life style."
"Doesn't everyone?"
"They better."

by lesbianzrule December 8, 2020

boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets

i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.

by Cody McSoftinhair September 30, 2017

LumberWack Bet

Prior to gay sex, the male being penetrated sprays a mixture of AXE body spray and strawberry lube on their asshole so is burns like hell, then when being penetrated the male jacks off and if he doesn’t cum before the other AND does NOT scream the penetrator he owes him $50. If screaming occurs repeat the process with the other male until it works, variations include adding a bigger cock(if available).

Yo, I won a LumberWack Bet against Ben last night.

by Grunkle Ben October 7, 2018

arizona bet

A bet (wager) that is so serious, it is made over the Arizona Iced Tea drink. The bet is initiated by someone calling a bet, then spilling some Arizona. The winner is awarded a can of Arizona from every person involved. The bet can't be broken, since everyone LOVES Arizona.

Person 1: "yo i bet you an arizona that she will get laid soon"
Person 2: "Definitely not. The arizona bet is on! "

Person 1: "The Yankees will win."
Person 2: "No they won't. Let's bet an Arizona on it"

by albanian guy October 14, 2012