Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.

John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Naughty Noose

Alternative name for auto erotic asphyxiation

I heard he was into some Naughty Noose

by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022

double headed noose

A single rope (strong) tied at one end to make two nooses so emo lovers may commit suicide together.

Lucy and Liam killed themselves by tying a double headed noose to their selling fan.
Suicide KYS Emo Love Noose Incest

by MJ TERMINATOR August 31, 2016

Juan's Noose

Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus

Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria

For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose

The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!

by electric zulu February 23, 2019

fleeben flarben nooshkin dooshkin flaaarrrben

something made up. a word that most people can't pronounce.

fleeben flarben nooshkin dooshkin flaaarrrben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fleeben Flarben April 29, 2019