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west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.
Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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nicest guy ever

A guy who cares and is kind to everyone, may have had problems with being a faggot in the past but became really nice which makes him even nicer, common names of nicest guys ever are Thoren, Nathan and danny
Person 1: he's was such a faggot
Person 2: no Thoren is so nice now
Person1: he must the nicest guy ever
by lexi381118 August 19, 2014
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nides

Did you break up with your girlfriend John?
Nides
by Erin Propersi April 19, 2004
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brown nile

the act of peeing in a womans anus, causing a muddy warm sensation to seep down her crack of her anus, then to proceed down into gouchville
by jay thomas September 25, 2006
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Nielsen

n. a vague uncertainty that is immensely frustrating

v. to give a vague uncertainty that has no meaning and frustrates the hell out of a person

Origin: Named after the multi-national corporation whose name has become synonymous with moronic, meaningless corporate-speak, the name Nielsen became attached to the vague, empty promises that bosses give their employees, particularly during evaluations during the recession.
ex: I don't know what my plans are this weekend, its just a bunch of Nielsens so far.
ex: I went in there determined to get some straight answers, but he Nielsened the hell out of me.
by drone123 March 8, 2010
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Nicklas Nielsen

I am very sad and lonely, i just want a girlfriend
Look at Nicklas Nielsen, what a fucking loser
by Nicklas Nielsen November 8, 2021
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Niley

A celebrity couple made up of Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers(who no one likes) and Miley Cyrus(who everyone likes). For some reason Nick Jonas got Miley Cyrus to like him and his ugliness and they dated for a period of time when they were 13-15 and then broke up. They got back together after each dating whores in 2009 and then broke up again after like a month. Every sane person knows they'll get back together after Liam, Miley's current boyfriend, is out of the picture.
Suzie writes Niley porn, which is a fanfiction in which Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus molest each other repeatedly.
by The_F0r3v3r June 25, 2010
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