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"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
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murderball

1. n. The original term for "quad rugby", a fierce ball game of rugby played by quadruplegic athletes in wheelchairs.

2. n. The title of a 2005 documentary about quad rugby.
"Murderball is a fantastic game"
by murderballfan August 29, 2005
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scream bloody murder

Going beyond complaining about something. More like, carrying on about it as though whatever you're complaining about is as serious an offense as murder.
One Employee to another: I don't like layoffs either. Believe me, if they lay me off, I'll scream bloody murder too. But, there's nothing we can do about it.
by Optimist with Experience March 10, 2009
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murdavale

Maryvale aka Murdavale, is a Mexican barrio in west Phoenix, AZ. This small neighborhood alone had 62 murders in 2007, which continues to support its nickname Murdavale, sometimes referred to as Scaryvale.
Vato 1: Eh ese, did you hear about Pachuco?

Vato 2: Si mon carnal, that's what that fool gets for fucken up in Murdavale homeserio.
by Phoeniquera March 26, 2008
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murder it out

This shit is too blingy, Im gonna get some flat black rattle can from da zone and murder it out!
by kromey June 28, 2008
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Murderboating

The act of motorboating a woman's large cleavage and then getting choked (possibly to death) by said cleavage.
"You want to bury your face between my tits?"
"Sure, as long as you're not murderboating me"

"Hey have you seen Kyle lately?"
"Haven't you heard? He got murderboated last week!"
by Pluto is not a Planet March 14, 2020
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axe murder

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods
Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun
by Mr. Axe November 12, 2013
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