guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*
guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"
guy #2- *silence for a second*
guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"
by fuck 'em all June 29, 2009
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He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
He is known to play guitar and be very good at pulling off the dreadlock look.
by Nevernever June 22, 2008
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A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Also a way to start off a joke.
Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD
by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006
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Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.
Yea, well, ur momma can't hit for her life if it depended on her.
by chrizles November 28, 2007
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A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.
A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.
Katsu burst into tears after hearing the sad news, only to be made fun of moments later by her mother undergoing mommatronification.
by Schleaze May 7, 2005
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Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!
Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!
by R-S October 29, 2006
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