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mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you
by mega cow February 10, 2017
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mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.
1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."
by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007
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mega fuckboy

just like fuckboys, they live among us, except they also have girlfriends
abel isn’t just a regular fuckboy, he’s dating taylor. HES A MEGA FUCKBOY!!!!
by mustyass December 18, 2018
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Mega-Cheesed

1. An adjective used to describe someone that's VERY pissed off.
2. When the area you are in is filled with cheese. A LOT of cheese.
3. When you rip a fart so big that you swear you feel your butthole tearing open, and the person next to you feels a rumbling vibration.
4. A term in the video game Death Road to Canada (aka a very good zombie game that i've lost over 211 times and won zero times) that shows the zombies are super irritated and will come after you faster than the girlfriend you cheated on.
"Hey Jim, you feeling Mega-Cheesed again huh?"
"Shut up Todd." Suddenly, a pissed off zombie comes through the door and throws cheese everywhere.
"Oh great Jim, now you made the Mega-Cheesed zombie fill the room with cheese, making the room Mega-Cheesed!"
"So what Todd? I mean you Mega-Cheesed in your pants earlier, and I could feel it from a mile away."
by OiSlumai October 21, 2020
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Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.
Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.
by Ramsy Norris April 18, 2022
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Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.
"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."
by Clitlickw March 28, 2019
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Mega Chillum

A device for smoking cannabis,used in conjunction with lungs,bottle bags,waterfalls and buckets.

A Mega Chillum must hold a minimum of 2 and a half decent bucketsworth of skunk or burnt rocky,and be able to pull in once without leaving second burns,this is neccesary to achieve the term "Mega"
"gonk pass me the mega chillum"

"i was stoned to fuck after 3 lungs through the mega chillum"
by gonkyboy April 26, 2007
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