mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021

Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

by lakdjflakjeskrajls;dkcj l;akal ;kscfjl;akse May 23, 2008