A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 18, 2008
A bunch of small dick queers that fuck each other in the ass for fun, they find it funny to do dumb shit to people from California High School even though California kicks their ass in every sport every year, a bunch of rich little bitches that cry if they don't get their way and the only way they can win a game is with 12 players on the field
by Pintos August 27, 2017
A welding school located in Nevada, Missouri that educates people (mostly ex-cons), to weld. They don't really teach a whole lot. But after you do anything (such as weld a particular bead) thousands of times, over and over, till your hands bleed.. I'm sure you will get better at anything.
MWI Missouri Welding Institute
by Appleseedouch May 02, 2011
Missouri loves company wasn't working.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018
A small town on the Missouri river about 60 miles west of St. Louis. Home of the Shamrocks (the school mascot) and Pepsi and Sundrop-Lovers. Has the trifecta of alcohol production: a distillery, a brewery, and two wineries. Downtown undergoing a civic and artistic renewal.
Let's go cruise Highway 100 here in New Haven Missouri with the bass up as high as possible...there's nothing else to do, except drink, and we're under 21.
by scoobydoo347 July 22, 2015
Man... so you know Regina??... Haha..she just gave me dome in the guys bathroom!
“Isn’t that the one who dips?”
Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.
“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!
“Isn’t that the one who dips?”
Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.
“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!
by NachoCheezeYeh May 07, 2019
A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.
Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
by Luwelyn.moss May 03, 2023