by Blaine resident March 21, 2014
Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.
that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week
by nellie-fo-relli December 22, 2010
The frustration accompanied by mild euphoria one experiences shortly after smoking an 1/8th that you bought in minnesota. Minnesota is a state where the average eighth costs 30-50% more than what the same grade/quality of pot would cost in a state with legal or medical marijuana. Typically, the dealer will tell you it's good s*** or if there a little more honest "it's mid-grade" which is a "minnesota nice" way of saying it's ALMOST not schwag.
Example of Minnesota High:
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
by YelloBiafra August 03, 2013
Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.
I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing
by heeler June 13, 2007
by Brood Bedle May 10, 2005
When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb May 23, 2011
During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.
by Muck Pentagram March 09, 2021