A Matt is always trying to make others happy, he's a very sweet guy and he never feels like he's good enough (but he definitely is, maybe even too good) Matt has pretty dark brown eyes and dark hair. Matt's are tall an thin, like a carrot stick.
by Maryn_lover November 23, 2018
A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.
Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.
by poopoholic August 16, 2008
A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.
by titpiss March 06, 2009
A man with an unbelievablely huge penis
by Male specimen March 13, 2017
A faggot usually with no friends with a small penis. Sometimes very witty but never knows what's going on
by Ryan Calftroy October 03, 2014
Wants to be a reptile. He loves to hold and touch his snake. Doesn't like to wear a lot of clothing. Gets pleasure out of listening to his mammal friends get it on. Also loud.
by Diva sista November 12, 2010
by superdelicious. March 20, 2009