liquid actor

Liquid actor is a background actor normally in a porn scene, he is not the main actor and is unable to penetrate the female. He can however, hang out in the background and masturbate or touch a boob.

John: Rail...you never have a cold one with the boys anymore..whats up with that?
Rail: Im sorry bro...I just started this new job and its very demanding...im a full time liquid actor now...
John: Oh thats sweet! I want to be a liquid actor too!!!!

by International Men of Leisure June 18, 2018

lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

liquid trippin

a state of euphoria induced by alcohol consumption whereby a person actions may seem foolhardy

"Dawg, you gotta be liquid trippin if you think you can take that nigga on!"

by tattybear August 21, 2004

liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

Liquid water

As opposed to solid or gaseous water, liquid water is a liquid and that's it

Yesterday I drank some liquid water

by Yea me too January 16, 2020

Liquidation Center

A place where you can purchase dented canned goods during the recession for a reasonably cheap price.

Jerry: "I got to check out Caswell's Liquidation Center."
Carry: "Why? All their products are expired."
Jerry: "Who cares. Their shit is cheap."

by shwingggah December 3, 2009

Liquid Scarface

The act of snorting cum, as if lines of cocaine.

"After I nutted, she liquid Scarfaced that shit."

by Jarrell mafiosos March 8, 2017