Ligma ballz

The command said meaning for someone to lick there balls
by Floydytoydy July 22, 2018
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Ligma grindset

A person with a Ligma grindset is the type of person who shits their pants while they are out, lie to their friends about why it smells like shit, and then call their grandfather to drive them home.
"Why did you lie about failing the drivers test and then take it again behind my back, what a ligma grindset you have."
Another example:
Person with a ligma grindset: "Did you make the coffee in alphabetic order?"
Friend: "wtf dude, you have such a ligma grindset"
by andiboy05 March 02, 2022
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Ligma balls

snowflakes wouldn't know what this means.
p1 hey can you lend me your netflix acc?
p2 pffft no way ligma balls

THIS IS PURELY A JOKE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY OR NOT, YOU MAY LICK MY FUKIN BALLS
by pieceofquiznak December 15, 2018
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Ligma

A very rare and fatal penile disease, little research has been done on the disease but it is believed only fortnite streamers can contract this illness.
Yo I think that nigga ninja has Ligma.
Damn bro what's Ligma?

The dick disease.
by Orange lemons 3.14 July 22, 2018
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Ligma, Sugma

Words used by ni🅱️🅱️as who watch memes. Ligma (Lesoil Institolis Genis Madic Amur) and Sugma (Sluzp Untes Genis Madic Amut) are deadly diseases and have killed at least 5 people on the world by now. Also words found in memes such as „ligma balls“ and „sugma ballsack“ .
Friend: Hey you know what the fuck ligma is bro?
Me an intellectual: ligma fuckin balls lmao

Or

Friend: hey bro know what fricked sugma is?
Me: sugma fucking ballsack bro lol

Ligma, Sugma
by JustYeetedLmao January 09, 2019
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ligma kok

the woman who watched her husband die bc he put tampons in his nose to stop his snoring
“I found my husband dead with tampons in his nose. Now I do OnlyFans. My name is Ligma Kok and one morning I decided to do some cleaning because it was a mess. As I was tidying up, I found a box of tampons on the table. I was confused because these were the heavy flow and I do not have a heavy flow. It was very suspicious. I decided to investigate. Quietly, I started checking all of the rooms until I got to me and my husband’s bedroom. There, I saw my husband Sukma sleeping. I slowly approached him because I did not want to disturb his sleep. But suddenly, I noticed he was sleeping with tampons in his nose. I couldn’t help but laugh. I took a picture of Sukma so I could make fun of him when he woke up, but realized he wasn’t breathing. I checked his pulse. Nothing. I called the ambulance and they pronounced him dead on the scene. I loved my husband dearly. He was a provider and a great husband. Since his death, I have been struggling to pay the bills. So I did what every rational woman would do. So I started an OnlyFans. Now I make $50,000 a month and live in a mansion with my new boyfriend Chad.” -Ligma Kok
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Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.
Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.
by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019
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