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Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.
Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.
by Logster48 April 7, 2017
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Tea leafing

Yo! Brenda is notorious for tea leafing people at parties!
by Iratehooker June 3, 2017
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dry leaf

1. A person who is very bland and boring.
2.Someone who has a very monotone voice
3. An individual that shows extreme signs of depression
The teacher was such a dry leaf that the class fell asleep
The student sounded dry leaf when presenting to the class
Sad Larry is a dry leaf someone should monitor him so he doesn't kill himself
by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016
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gods leaf

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(
by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018
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Leaf emoji

Leaf emojis ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
by Lion pet February 27, 2021
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Leaf Spray

The urine that ricochets off of leaves of a bush in front of you and back onto you when attempting to urinate inside or on the edge of the woods
I'm glad i finally got to piss but man i got hit with a good amount of leaf spray
by Dmitri Kohklachevksy July 9, 2011
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Leaf blower

The most annoying thing known to man.
by Sirius0428 January 13, 2023
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