nipple licker

somebody who likes to lick nipples
or has a fetish for them

natalie you know brettle is a nipple licker

by kitinda October 22, 2006

Elbow Licker

One mentally devoid of any logical thinking.

(Look at yourself in the mirror while trying to lick your own elbow)

Person A: Man that guy was such a retard...
Person B: Yeah, He's a bit of an Elbow Licker.

by Skirtchaser December 3, 2007

grundle licker

one who spends tons of time licking grundles.

Hey grundle licker what are you doing???

by dustinhacks March 19, 2008

Rock-licker

-n-
A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.

Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "

by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.

See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.

by John Fowler June 13, 2007