by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.
My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
by Be May November 27, 2022

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
PERSON B) why bro?
PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
PERSON B) did you let her?
PERSON A) DUH RETARD
by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
