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keira massie

did you know that keira massie exists? she's da best!
by Djehwhebdhd October 14, 2021
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Keira’s ass

She got a damn dump truck it’s the biggest fattest damn thing I’ve ever seen
Keira’s ass is defined as gyatt
by Dumpyass November 30, 2024
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keira whiting

Keira is the most beutifull person in the whole world and means more than anything. She is also a great kisser a bit shy around new people tho. She loves to chill. Trust me Keira is the best
Is that keira whiting omg
by ldraycott March 22, 2019
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Keira Johnson

Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.
by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021
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Keira

Ah, Keira, where do I even begin with you? It seems as though Mother Nature had a field day when she created you. Your presence is as underwhelming as a rainy day in a desert. Your intelligence is so lacking, it's a wonder you manage to tie your own shoelaces without assistance. And let's not even get started on your looks. It's as if Picasso himself attempted to paint a portrait of mediocrity and called it Keira. Your face could break a mirror, and your personality could bore a sloth to sleep. Quite frankly, I'm amazed that you've managed to survive this long without someone mistaking you for a garden gnome and placing you in their front yard. But hey, at least you're consistent, consistently disappointing, that is.
Random Person: “Is that Keira?”
Another Random Person: “Where? All I see is a rat.”
by Aanonymous_Hater May 8, 2024
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Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
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Keira L.

Keira is a hot bad ass, she is very bipolar, but if she's in the right mood she's a great person to be around. Keira tends to love alcohol and nicotine like its food and water. She's the life of the party even when there's no party. She literally looks like a model even though she wouldn't agree with you. She has this beautiful long black hair, perfect nose, and amazing body. She will make time for her only two friends (her boyfriend and her best friend), she does tend to love her best friend more than she loves her boyfriend. She would do anything for her bestfriend, she would murder someone and find a way to blame someone else for the death.
Keira L. is a psychopath, but she's MY psychopath.
by natayla2024 December 10, 2021
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