Jude

A guy that likes cheating and girls and breaking their hearts. He may be perfect in every way, but if you ever happen to come in contact with him, don't fall for him. He's a good friend. But that's it. Keep it like that, or cry later.

Olivia: "Omg, like Jude just asked me out this weekend to the mall!!"
Ashley: "Wait, he cancelled on me, said he got a soccer match outta state..."
Jenna: "He said his mom is in hospital..."
Brianna: "Wtf hoes, he's my boyfriend!"

by Salty Crack October 3, 2019

Jude

Ginger nonce.
Very small penis.

Lol, Jude

by Pog guy September 13, 2021

Jude

Someone who cannot drive and ends up crashing in the process
And stops for police when not having a license

A fore self person

You see that car over there theirs a jude

by Jude666 October 19, 2023

Jude

Is another word for someone who can’t hack their drink and constantly chunders

Sometimes you can just replace the word Jude with these emojis 🤢🤮

“I’m gonna do a jude”

“Oh, so you are gonna be sick”

by Polar123 November 22, 2021

jude

jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”

by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024

Jude

A guy who’s trustworthy, due to keeping his secrets from everyone he knows and cares about. He’ll always make you laugh, no matter how down he is. He’ll never let anyone feel as miserable as he does sometimes. If you know a Jude, make sure he knows he’s appreciated.

“Jude, how’re you always funny?”

by Itsmarveljesus April 13, 2025

Jude Williams

Nigger hater

Jude Williams hates niggers

by anonymous March 26, 2025