Jonah Bruyns

CUNT

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."

by whori02 May 20, 2020

jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men

Your such a jonah capitulo

by BIG13D December 1, 2014

jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.

person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.

by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009

dirty Jonah

someone who like to suck off kids

im a dirty Jonah

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu October 24, 2022

Jonah Complex

The occurrence of someone being overly confident as a romantic interest of others while in a relationship, yet unnecessarily self-conscious and nervous when single.

"He totally thought he could get that girl when he was dating her best friend, but now that they're broken up he's got serious Jonah Complex."

by Tim Renaissance November 18, 2009

Jonah Hill

One of the funniest motherfuckers alive. Best known for his role in Superbad, Hill has just recently had a solid breakthrough in his career, and has thus proven himself to be a strong and hilarious member of the Apatow group alongside Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jason Segel.

Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.

Guy 1: Man that Jonah Hill is one funny guy!

Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?

Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!

by hurricane season March 24, 2009

Jonah Hill

A talentless Hollywood "actor" who is only made it cos of his religion

That guy didn't deserve his job, he only got it cos of his "connections" - what a total Jonah Hill!!!!!

by enoughofthefakehistory December 26, 2016