New Jersey Trash

Lives off of exit 63 of the Garden State Parkway. Lies, steals, and lives in a fantasy all his own JB. He's a walking sexually transmitted disease whore who will blow anyone for attention. He needs to be in jail for being a thief (fired from Adidias in Atlantic City for stealing a co-workers wristlet and Bulgarian passport. Kicked out of a staten island home for stealing jewelry and selling it to cash 4 gold and being caught red handed with receipts on his passenger seat.), He's a pathological liar: On the next Real World cast, cast as a pornstar, a dancer for various clubs in NYC and NJ, works as a promoter for Harrah's Casino, Shot his own calender, Starring on a new Bravo reality series and the list goes on. If spotted approached with a closed fist and hit hard in the face (any area eye, nose, mouth will do).

I just went to Deko Lounge and saw NEW JERSEY TRASH taken out to the curb.

by Dirty Pink Undies April 17, 2011

Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.

Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.

by coopedup13 March 23, 2008

Jesse

A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.

That boy is incredible. He must be a Jesse.

by Kool Cookie August 6, 2011

jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.

Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.

by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012

dirty jersey shuffle

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.

yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.

by j ruggz June 26, 2008

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

by curly123456789 November 23, 2010

Jesse James

Jesse Woodson James. A famous outlaw in the American West in the 1800's. Him and his brother Frank James served as guerrillas in the American Civil War. After the war, Jesse along with his brother, formed a gang of outlaws. The James-Younger gang. They went on a 15 year crime spree in 1866, robbing numerous banks and trains and committing murders, until Jesse James was shot and killed in 1882 by Bob Ford, a member of his gang. Ford collected a $10,000 reward for the betrayal. Jesse's brother, Frank James later turned himself in. Jesse James is also a distant ancestor of the 21st century mechanic Jesse James, who stars in a t.v. show called "Monster Garage".

"And all of sudden hes like Jesse James
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"

by lyricalqueen19 July 8, 2007