Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

by luvlyspinalcord November 21, 2021

Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

by ahjadkdjdjfhfjfhd January 13, 2021

Omai Jan

My favorite famous tiktoker @omai_

I STAN OMAI JAN aka Omai ON TIKTOK TEEHEE :) she is so pretty

by Charli's dixie sister November 28, 2021

Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.

Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)

by Albert"The Scientist"Einstein July 1, 2020

7th of Jan

THE CUTEST AND MOST AMAZING PERSON WITH AN AMAZING PERSONALITY THATS HARD TO RESIST, AND GRABS EVERYONES ATTENTION AND CAN DATE WHOEVER THEY LIKE WERE BORN ON THIS DAY

girl: my bday is 7th of jan
boy: explains why your so hot

by callemxxtrxxpay November 1, 2020

Jan 21

January 21 is were you have to tell your crush you like them, tell he or she the things you love about them, and they have to say yes

you: hey
crush: whatsup
you: its jan 21
crush: ok

by 19283ndyeg January 21, 2021