Jan 29

My birthday and national puzzle day

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-

Jan 29

by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022

Floris-Jan

A dude with the most insane big pp.
Also friends with the most infamous serial killer the blade master.

Wow you heard this guy has a big pp and is friends with the infamous serial killer the blade master. Hm he must be Floris-Jan

by wokka22 January 30, 2021

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

jan 3rd

Slap a friend who is taller than you

Hey looks it’s Dilan

*walks up to dilan*

It’s Jan 3rd today
“Oh no”

by Sunnysun December 17, 2021

Jan Oblak

Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.

Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved

by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021

Jan-Paul

A beast of a man with a big dick, broad shoulders and looks hotter than the sun.

Man I wish I was Jan-Paul

by Takuza November 22, 2021

Salty Jan

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.

Salty Jan is great

by radboss#1 June 16, 2018