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Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
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Jan 31

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023
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Jan-Paul

A beast of a man with a big dick, broad shoulders and looks hotter than the sun.
Man I wish I was Jan-Paul
by Takuza November 22, 2021
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7th of Jan

THE CUTEST AND MOST AMAZING PERSON WITH AN AMAZING PERSONALITY THATS HARD TO RESIST, AND GRABS EVERYONES ATTENTION AND CAN DATE WHOEVER THEY LIKE WERE BORN ON THIS DAY
girl: my bday is 7th of jan
boy: explains why your so hot
by callemxxtrxxpay November 1, 2020
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Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy
you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13
by ahjadkdjdjfhfjfhd January 13, 2021
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jan 18th

by HelloThereItsTheRealSlimShady January 18, 2021
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21 Jan

Carpenter´s day because Sabrina Carpenter is releasing new music AND SHE LEFT HWR SHE IS F*CKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On 21 Jan no work, no school, we dedicate all day to pray for Sabrina Carpenter and her freedom because it is Carpenter's Day, F*ck HOLLYWOOD RECORDS!
by sabswhore January 21, 2021
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