Jason

A dog.

Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof

by Notyoursisterrr November 23, 2021

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.

Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.

by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022

Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

Jason

Loves Ethan more.

Jason loves Ethan more.

by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021

Jason

Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!

Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!

by Madz87otters June 5, 2019