Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

cuddle curtain

a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.

Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.

Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*

by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 14, 2016