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beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
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beta fagot

Similar to the beta male, the beta fagot rejects its masculinity and manly side to a much greater extent. He tents to rely on his more feminine and emotional side due to his lack of being a man, causing him to take orders from women and being a dick to men. Usually tries to pull real men down to his level by calling him "toxic".
Ya Harry Styles is such a beta fagot. He wears women's clothing and doesn't lift!
by TheGoldenDragon69 December 9, 2021
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beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
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Beta-Male

Anyone who thinks this term has a significant meaning.

Prime Example: Andrew Tate.
Beta Male: "Ugh you guys are such betas, i'm a chad alpha male"
Someone with sense: "if I'm such a Beta-Male, you're the prime example of one"
by SirColdcrown August 12, 2022
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beta game

Things a guy does or says to try to impress a liberal girl.
Hey Mark, I'm flying into NYC for the weekend. Do you know any places to pick up chicks?

Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
by alphaBloodLines October 10, 2017
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Beta tester

Person 1 - What do you do for a living?

Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.
by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
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BETA Guilt

The half second of fleeting guilt an alpha male feels as he out lifts a once equal bro before his instincts kick in and he adds another plate his bench press to cement his pack leader status.
Out lifting my best friend left me with a ton of BETA guilt, but it had to be done.
by AlphaBro88 August 1, 2017
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