Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfishing

When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."

"I know her mind looked completely empty"

by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022

Goldfish

Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 2, 2011

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 26, 2022

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020