Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".

Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

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gleak on my glock

1. suck a dick; mostly used in the hood

2. when take a friends mom back to the crib

1. Person 1: "Are you seeing Cindy today?"

Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"

2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"

Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"

by urmom and dabibi February 24, 2021

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glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

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a glock in my rari

A glock pistol in a Ferrari

I've got a glock in my rari.

by Policiacorrer January 20, 2016

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glock

another word for Worship

i glock spock....
::::um are you serious..i have to have 20 letters..so yeah but my example is definetly I GLOCK SPOCK

by laurenasherlastname December 28, 2005

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Glock-en-spiel

Firing off all ammunition in a firearm whilst climaxing from receiving felatio. When done properly the brass cartridges will bounce off the top of the head of the one performing the felatio in between the streams of semen rocketing down their throat.

"The only way I'm driving 150 miles for head is if that girl's gonna give me a Glock-en-spiel!"

"Honey, can you stop by the gun store on the way home? I wanna give you a Glock-en-spiel later."

"That girl totally blew me on the beach at sunrise this morning man. The best part was, It was a Total Glock-en-spiel! I emptied my magazine and my balls simultaneously!"

by JohnnyTbagz August 31, 2011

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