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gand ki gandagi

leftover shit after you wash your ass after the bowel movement
mr g .k. gupta from aec agra is a very badi gaand ki gandagi
by ass kicker February 2, 2005
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Gandalfing

When a guy is titty-fucking a girl, and when he cums, he cums on her chin and gives her a beard (like Gandalf).
A: "Hey man, guess what? I'm about to go Gandalfing"
B: "You're about to do what?!"
A: "Gandalfing. I'm about to go titty-fuck a girl, cum on her chin, and give her a beard... like Gandalf!"
B: "Dude, nice!"
by JFRANKtheTANK December 23, 2009
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Vaginal Gandalf

"So a doula's kind of like a vaginal Gandalf?” - Jake on Brooklyn Nine Nine - Season 3, Episode 8
by Amelsia October 5, 2019
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genavive

super coooollll dude
genavive can u say " whoop whoop whoop whoop evacuate now evacuate now
by jeffmacdonalds May 14, 2018
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Gandalfing

Verb
When a party commits to an occasion or arrangement, verbally or non-verbally, and fails to deliver on their initial commitment (usually pulling out of the commitment at the most inconvenient time).

The phrase emanates from Gandalf's consistently flaky actions in the Lord of the Rings series and in the Hobbit series.

In the Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf leaves Frodo and Sam after their first meeting at Bag End, parting with a promise to rendezvous with them at Bree. Of course, Gandalf does not hold up his end of the bargain. Gandalf once again abandons the fellowship of the ring, this time more extravagantly, as he selfishly decides to pass into the afterlife after battling the Balrog in the Mines of Moria.

In the Two Towers, Gandalf abandons Aragon, Legolas, and others at Helm's Deep just before the battle begins.

In the Return of the King, Gandalf leaves middle earth as the sails for the Grey Havens, an Elvish paradise.

In the Hobbit, an Unexpected Journey, Gandalf leaves the company just before they are attacked by trolls.

In the Hobbit, the Desolation of Smaug, Gandalf bails on the company just before they enter Mirkwood. Subsequently, the company is captured by spiders and then elves.
{Monday}
Rett: Hey, want to play ultimate on Friday night?
Larson: Sure man.
{Friday night}
Rett: Hey, are you coming to ultimate?
Larson: I can't go anymore.
Rett: Damnit. Stop Gandalfing.
by Redbrother January 15, 2015
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Gandalfed

To be Gandalfed is to be blocked or stopped from passing
Hey Pete I tried to overtake you on the way home and you totally Gandalfed me!

"having my mate around on a night out is a real cock Gandalf"
by Wilsond December 23, 2013
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Gandak

He is such a gandak
by mariyayayaya January 23, 2022
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