i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 28, 2003

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 20, 2023

I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 8, 2021

I crack myself up

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022