Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

lifetime existence

the time of one's life/ existence

this should never happen in someone's lifetime existence

by Kim Ella April 16, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence;

This really doestn have a point. HOWEVER IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE WHEN THE ENTIRE TEXT FOR WATERMELON SUGAR IS BLUE TEXT LMAO

Person 1: Yo
Person 2: But eventually the word will phase from existence;

Person 1: What

by Gabbeboi123 September 5, 2021

exist

what doesn't happen when you listen to kid A

i was existing then listened to kid A and then

by JohnFreedom184 June 12, 2025

The prettiest girl to ever exist

The prettiest girl ever starts with an s
Sarah

She means the world to me and is a blessing, i love her with all my heart

‘who’s that’

‘that’s the prettiest girl to ever exist’
‘oooh that’s sarah!’

by skmb February 23, 2024

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.

Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022