Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.

Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Desperate

When a guy/girl goes back to their ex to have sexual relations due to the active state of loneliness, sadness, depression, and even horniness

Reed is so desperate he hooked up with his ex last night!

by dilfhunter101 September 25, 2022

desperate frog

Is a person who has sex with their baby baby daddy's best pal

Ew you desperate frog

by Zeussed December 2, 2020

Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.

"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."

by Sorry W December 6, 2020

Desperate

Taran is the definition of desperate

He is a creep that is desperate for a girlfriend. Hes ugly so idk why he trying so hard for a girlfriend

Good luck taran lets hope you dont get a girlfriend.
Your a creep no offence

Taran is desperate because he trying to get with my cousin and he he gets rejected lots of times.

by Dbbdbxbxbxbxbx December 27, 2020

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021