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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
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desperate

person #1: bro i rly need 1k on tiktok
person#2: damn bro you're desperate like frd7.rl lmao
by thy_cuppycake August 11, 2021
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.
I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.
by Iscariom January 30, 2024
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Desperate white boi

Someone that ask for sex right away in a relationship usually it's that Guy named Austin
Hey yo you know that duDE Austin?
Yeah he's that desperate white boi eh?
by shykwandie4321 September 21, 2017
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Desperate

Lowering yourself worth for attention from the opposite sex, Coming across as needy desperate & thirsty in order to gain the attention of a man.

Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.

Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.

Stalking his girlfriend on social media.

#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Did you see that Desperate ex-stripper whore offering herself to that taken man?! She was so willing to open her legs! How disgusting!

Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
by Babestation Hahaha hilarious December 22, 2019
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Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
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