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the crayon fic 

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
the crayon fic by jessinof July 22, 2017

wet crayon paper 

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

Chocolate Crayon 

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

Mama Crayon 

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.
Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON
Mama Crayon by Vedava July 31, 2022

Penny Crayon 

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio
HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN
Penny Crayon by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

White Crayon 

Team White Crayon🗿🍷