Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.

Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin

"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"

by DJ Steves April 18, 2023

rolled cigar

A cigar with marjiuanna wrapped around it. Normally used at parties to get you more drunk

Last night i smoke 5 rolled cigars

by Kales September 25, 2006

Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

cigar tucks

It simply means your ability to roll a blunt.

Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.

by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013