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Christian

Bad and Boujie. A female that knows how to get and keep what she wants, she will be the realest person on your team. A go getter! A keeper. One of a kind!!
Christian is infuckwitable.
by Amazinglee March 13, 2017
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Christian

He Is the best athlete very popular can make everyone laugh looks fly as hell and mad chill and cool to hang out with.
Man, I wanna be Christian
by Ninjakid0517 March 6, 2017
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Christian

person who is intelligent, therefore dislikes talking with others, especially those of lesser intelligence. He/She is usually a misanthropist, though does not show it, as to not hurt peoples feelings . This person does not accept criticism, and will deny that they are ever wrong. this person is tired of searching for the meaning of their name and only getting "follower of christ". They do not accept bullying or abuse towards females. A person named Christian Is a person Who Deems human life as un-needed and therefore accepts the act of murder completely logical. They are not racist, for they hate everyone equally. They are very sarcastic, even when times are tense. These people enjoy the type people who others would call jerks or butt-holes, and will befriend these people. People named christian love heavy metal, as well as classical music. christians do not have very many friends, but the ones they have are fairly close, and christians would do anything for their friends
Eric: see that kid over there?
jason: yes, his name is Christian, he is cool but he is crazy
Eric: not crazy, but he is funny, very funny
by AngelOfdDeath October 2, 2012
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Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.
Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.
by jabal June 2, 2010
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Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name
Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie
by Cooneyes May 21, 2019
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Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018
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Christian

christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud
by iamamango July 30, 2019
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