Mary Chandler is a shy, but interesting person with a subtle fashion sense. She is dirty blonde, and somewhat short. She is can be insecure, but really opens up when you get to know her. She gets bad grades, but doesn’t care. Is artsy, a little pretentious, and a reliable friend.
by Jellyjance@gmail.com November 25, 2018
by Eat it December 05, 2013
a girl who will always be Bella Boor’s bestfriend... they may rarely see each other but they’re un- breakable, frankie has loved two boys (aidan & rex) she is beautiful and hillareous! she can be annoying tho- anonymous
by funky1324 November 10, 2017
Pritam: Do you know when the National Chandler day is?
Daniel: You don’t know?
Pritam: That’s why I’m asking.
Daniel: It’s today man. March 30th. Let’s go take a shot with Chandler.
Pritam: Hell yeah! What’s better than this
Daniel: You don’t know?
Pritam: That’s why I’m asking.
Daniel: It’s today man. March 30th. Let’s go take a shot with Chandler.
Pritam: Hell yeah! What’s better than this
by SEMAloveschandler March 30, 2023
The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022
Anne Chandler is a girl with a great personality. She isn't what you call beautiful, or hot, but she is stunning in her own natural way. She wants everybody to be happy. Anne Chandler Isn't insecure about herself and doesn't hide it. If you meet and Anne Chandler then I suggest you make her your best friend or your girlfriend.
by SecretsSafeWithMe June 30, 2018
The desire to crack a joke, or make an immature / sarcastic comment, especially during an inappropriate moment; named after Chandler Bing from "Friends"
A prime example of the Chandler effect:
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
by 809blanco September 27, 2020