Canada's History

An insane sex act invloving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

man i tought her Canada's history last night

by colb14445412 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.

Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.

Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick

by the metric system is gay February 5, 2010

canada's history

A sex act using moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The antlers are placed on the Stanley cup in a see-saw fashion, and are then ridden with the antlers inserted into the rectums of those performing the act. The maple syrup is used as lubricant.

Roy and I tried out a Canada's history last night and boy is my rectum sore. And sticky.

by dyckie February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An unusual sex act involving the penetration of the vagina or anus with a set of moose antlers covered in maple syrup. The excess syrup and bodily fluids are then caught in the Stanley Cup and recycled.

Dude, someone just sent me a picture of someone doing the Canada's History on some chick. Gross!

by someguy1234 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a) A reverse Halifax Fudge Burger, except, after insertion, you pull out, and turn it into a Sloppy Dog Sled, then you grab an entire bottle of maple syrup, and squirt both the syrup and your semen into her hair.

b)The history of the large country tot he North of the United States.

I just read her all of Canada's History, if you know what I'm saying.

by Dirty Mounty February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.

I caught my mom researching Canada's History...I think i'm blind.

by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010