Canada's History 

Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.

I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.

Canada's History by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.

Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.

canada's history by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

Canada's history by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

Canada's History by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

When you're going down on your girlfriend while simultaneously eating poutine.

My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.

Canada's History by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.

Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?

Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.

Canada's History by Colbert Reporter February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.

Stephen Cobert knows how to show a lady Canada's History like a pro.

Canada's History by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010