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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023
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A MAN WITH A CHAINSAW IS CHASING ME
by dhanka April 3, 2024
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Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)
Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Chainsaw

The act of violently giving someone a wedgie with their own testicles/ballsack instead of their underwear. This is done quickly and violently to resemble that of a chainsaw being revved. The act can be used as a noun and a verb in past and present tense.
(N.) Did you see Terrence give the freshman a chainsaw?
(V.) I’m chainsawing the next person that messes with my locker.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Chainsaw Consultant

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024
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Chainsaw Folk

A group of xenophobic minorities that like the Japanese manga "Chainsaw Man" by Tatsuki Fujimoto.
Jesus dude who are all these people and why are they talking about diddling kids?

Oh, that's just Chainsaw Folk.
by Kenneth the Ripper March 19, 2024
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