Brooke

Brooke’s are funny, loud, nice sometimes but they all look like sloths!! I’ve never seen a Brooke that didn’t look like a sloth. Eyes far apart. Brooke’s are considered pretty but made fun of because of their sloth looks.

Omg did you see how Brooke looks like “ Brooke the sloth” from Ice Age?

Brooke by dudethatscrazy February 1, 2020

brooke

Usually defines the breed "white ass hoe". Brookes are typically crazy AF and go hard in or outside of the paint. Only comfortable when with girlfriends. Men beware. brookes tend to consume mass amounts of liquor...but are nonetheless still a good time. This type of lady hates bitches and is usually referred to as mother nature for "making em bleed".

You cant tame an enraged brooke

brooke by r33lilb January 11, 2014

Brooke

A stupid guy stealing skank. <3

Brooke is a fucking skank.!

Brooke by SchoolBag April 7, 2011

Brooke

A dumb blonde, usually with 2-3 kids at a young age. Who has an asshole boyfriend or husband who is never arround and just helps pay the bills. usually is not the brightest crayon in the box.

"wow thats deffenetly another brooke"

Brooke by Jayyyyyc August 20, 2009

Brooke

Definition of hoe; talks to lots of guys

Brooke is such a hoe,she made out with that Dawson kid.

Brooke by Baller0305 November 17, 2017

Brooke

she’s fake and she has no booty she can’t fight and she thinks she the shit but she not 😒

Is that brooke she flat as fuck

Brooke by Carrie2345 May 16, 2018

Brooke

A way to describe a person who is never on time.

OR

A person who is afraid of getting sick.

OR

A person who thinks a 10 min walk is a 3 hour thing.

Guy1: where's my date?
Guy2: idk my date is here...your date is such a brooke, like omg!
Girl1: UGH WE HAD THIS LIBRARY DOUBLE DATE 33 MINUTES AGO! WHY IS BROOKE BEING SO BROOKISH!

Brooke by Jessica Gualpa December 13, 2010