Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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by echoAwoo May 16, 2022
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tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
Get the your dick is bigger than mine mug.sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 2, 2022
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person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022
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