when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.
OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT
(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011
A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.
"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."
by PJSans May 21, 2025
The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 09, 2025
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023
is an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.
In 2012 Batteries Plus began the process of changing its name to Batteries Plus Bulbs, to reflect the addition of a selection of light bulbs to its inventory of products
by Wendysfg October 05, 2023
s an American retail chain of 600+ franchise outlets2 founded in 1988 that sells and recycles345 batteries of varying size and voltage that provide power to operate consumer electronics, watches, cell phones, digital cameras, automobiles and other devices that require DC power.6 The stores also stock and/or customize out of production batteries for obsolete appliances and antique cars
by SPrice1980 October 05, 2023