battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011

Batteries Night

A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.

"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."

by PJSans May 20, 2025

Batteries

when you are with a friend or friends and you see your principle you have to whisper “batteries” in your friends ear if you are in a “batteries radius” Aka 30 ft” . If you see your female principle it’s pretty similar you just whisper “female batteries “. Pretty simple

Hey Jake I need to whisper you something, okay , “batteries’ oh shit yea batteries.

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

battery candy

Jolly Ranchers, as they be shaped like batteries.

Do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 30, 2023

Assassin Battery

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.

Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.

by BorthersXV March 12, 2022

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal

"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.

by Loki✌ September 15, 2016