A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024
Get the First Baptist Academy Naplesmug. Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
Get the Baptist two-stepmug. A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!
Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
Get the baptist mimosamug. Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.
by pripri4ever April 29, 2022
Get the Baptistemug. 
Get the Baptistmug. A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!
Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
Get the baptist mimosamug. The zealous devotion to wokeness including: public shaming, calling for job termination, harassing otherwise peaceful events, shouting over and disrupting rational counter arguments, demanding everything be viewed through the woke lens, etc.
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
by Pnw2mpls November 3, 2021
Get the Wokesboro Baptist Churchmug.