wet bologna flower

A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.

The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.

by Lizz L September 08, 2006

Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.

I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

Bologna skin

The skin color that is achieved through too much spray tanning or too much steroid or white people.

Dude, Justin Whiple is a bologna skin.

by Ieatblunts August 05, 2016

bologna breath

smell of ones breath after the act of fellatio on a male where the smell of semen is prevelent

He came back from the gloryhole with his reeking bologna breath

by p.m.n August 12, 2003

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 10, 2009

bologna fade outs

Commonly found on large women, where the areola is large and bologna colored and appears to have no definite line separating the nipple from the breast, thus "fades out" to the skin.

Here areolas are so huge, you could make a sandwich with those bologna fade outs

by JHickey February 27, 2008

Bologna Rap Gang

A group of wannabe rap stars from Pennsylvania that play Call of Duty, and other crappy video games, and say LEMONS!

I'm buying the Bologna Rap gang album!

by Derik12543 October 25, 2012