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battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.
OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)
by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011
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Battery Juice

"Battery Juice" refers to semen.
"Dude, last night a chick totally swallowed my battery juice"
"Keep on sucking until i shoot my battery juice in your mouth"
by KingBustANutIV March 8, 2017
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low on battery

When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.
A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.
by bluestinger66 May 5, 2023
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lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.
by ethan the g July 18, 2024
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BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022
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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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