by mynameissirens February 15, 2013

Tyler is crust personified. His veins run with pure grain alcohol. I have personally witnessed him eat an entire nutria. Alive. His splotchy red facial hair is for camouflage against predators in his natural habitat of swamps and bayous. When threatened, Tyler will emit an ear piercing screech and burrow into the ground, also known as a fighting hole. The Tyler’s diet consists of wood chips, ethanol and lead paint. A solitary creature, he can be found wandering the woods looking for female deer to molest.
by cappinsalty90 November 11, 2017

Tyler can't be described in one way. He's many things. He's lovable, sweet, cute, and fun to be with. If you are friends with Tyler, then you are one lucky duck. If he loves someone, he will make sure that the girl of his dreams is AOK every minute of the day and never give up until she feels the same way. A jokester and never take anything for granted and is not considered stubborn EVER.
I love Tyler. He's my best friend.
by WIDBERSCHOOLS November 30, 2017

Yo Tyler is such a loser!
by cornandcabbage October 3, 2018

The Biggest dickhead on the planet. Sometimes Resembles a Girl. Most of the time a Gay Prostitute. Loves booty.
by Softball_Girl12345 October 28, 2018
